台灣與中國統一方略

http://www.appledaily.com.tw/appledaily/article/headline/20121126/34665945/

前幾天在臉書上看到許多人轉貼這篇文章，其中不少人唏噓台灣真是個越來越危險的地方，或是「我是人，我反核」云云的論點。

但我認為如果各位就這樣責怪我們的父母官 (這裡念做馬英九)，那各位也未免忽略了我們大有為政府的一番苦心。

龍門核能發電廠 (又稱第四核能發電廠，簡稱核四) 一直以來都只是個幌子，從新聞來源中我們可以看到，這樣潦草的建築方式，肯定不是我們台灣人的手筆。

自古以來，流傳千古的建物，極少是倉促搭建而成，所以世界文化遺產中你看不到鐵皮屋，因此我們可以合理的認為核四的潦草建構，背後肯定有其他的道理在。

許多人認為應該停止建造核四，但我不這麼想，我認為核四反而更應該繼續建造，不只兩個反應爐，最好亂七八糟疊床架屋蓋他兩百個反應爐，最好捨棄先進的核融合發電技術，全面使用核裂變發電，並且不要設置控制棒或混擬土等防護技術，把整個台灣武裝成全世界最大的核子武器。

全世界一看，哇靠，你們這個小島國連命都不要了，立馬所有什麼聯合國等國際組織裡面都有台灣的席位了；並且還可以對其他國家實施實質的貿易制裁，你不買我們的產品，好，那我們同歸於盡，馬上台灣的 GDP 成為世界最高，創造台灣新一波的經濟奇蹟。

隔壁中國首當其衝，自然對我們畢恭畢敬，到時台灣打算獨立也好，如果爆炸範圍可以籠罩到北京，那台灣與中國自然就不費兵卒的統一了，從此我們完成了先總統蔣公的遺願，不但統一了中國，還統治了世界，至於核四運不運轉，到時候根本不是問題。

這就是所謂的自慰管理學文章

在臉書上看到這樣一篇文章

http://www.life.com.tw/index.php?act=view&news_no=8252&t=1354042257

富人的口袋?永遠裝著窮人夢寐以求的東西。
只要你還有希望，還有夢想，還滿懷著激情在奮鬥，只要你還沒有走到頭，你就不能算是窮人。窮人缺的不只是錢！有這樣一個故事：
巴拉昂是一位靠推銷裝飾肖像畫起家，在不到10年的時間裡，就迅速躋身法國50大富翁之列，1998年因病去世。臨終前，他留下遺囑，除了將自己的大部分資產捐獻給醫院外，另有100萬法郎作為獎金，獎給能揭開貧窮之謎的人。
不久法國一家名叫《科西嘉人報》刊登了巴拉昂的遺囑。
遺囑是這樣寫的：
「我曾經是一個窮人，去世的時候卻以一個富人的身份走進天堂。在跨入天堂門檻之前，我不想把我成為富人的秘訣帶走。現在這個秘訣就鎖在法蘭西中央銀行我的一個私人保險箱中，保險箱的三把鑰匙在我的一個律師和兩個代理人手?。如果誰能回答窮人最缺少什麼，而因此貧窮，猜中我的秘訣，他將得到我的祝賀。當然，那時的我已經無法從墓穴中伸出雙手為他的睿智而歡呼，但是他可以從此只保險箱中榮幸地拿走一百萬法郎，那就是我給予他的掌聲。」
遺囑刊登後，雪片般的信件飛到了報社。對於窮人最缺什麼的問題，報社共收到了48561個答案。絕大多數人認為，窮人最缺的是錢，或是，窮人最缺的是發展和發財的機會。有的人認為，窮人之所以窮，那是因為他們缺少幫助答案真是千奇百怪。
在巴拉昂逝世一周年，那只保險箱在公證部門的監視下被打開了。在48561封信裡，一位叫蒂勒的小姑娘猜對了巴拉昂的秘訣，那就是-------窮人最缺少——成為富人的野心。
巴拉昂的謎底引起法國及英美很大的震動。後來，一些好萊塢的新貴和其他行業幾位年輕的富翁就此話題接受電臺的採訪時，都毫不掩飾地承認：野心是永恆的特效藥，是所有奇蹟的萌發點!!；大多數平庸的人是因為他們缺乏成為一個真正富人的野心。
一個"想要"的動力，比我們想像的還要大!!

我個人並不反對這樣的勵志文章，相反的我認為人多少需要這樣的文章才能面對每天的生活，但由於這篇文章對於細節的描寫十分細膩，所以我就順手查了一下這篇文章的真實性。

首先找到的是在MBA智庫裡面的連結

http://wiki.mbalib.com/zh-tw/%E5%B7%B4%E6%8B%89%E6%98%82%E9%81%97%E4%B9%A6

MBA智庫是少數中文的管理學資料庫，儘管資料來源雜亂，但相比之下對於台灣人而言是個親切的資料來源，但是這篇文章除了之後的案例之外，本文與以上所貼並沒有甚麼出入。但我仍然沒看到這位叫做巴拉昂的富翁，他的真實姓名究竟是甚麼。

我開始覺得這篇文章是誤植或是完全虛假的文章，然後我找到以下這個連結：

http://www.knowledge-base.us/Wikipedia-1318812-Bala-Ang.html

Bala Ang is a young media mogul to sell decorative portraits started in less than a decade, rapidly among the list of 50 richest in France, died from prostate cancer in 1998, Bo Bini Hospital in France. Dying He left a will, his 460 million francs of shares to be donated to the hospital Bo Bini, for prostate cancer research; another one million francs as a bonus, awarded to uncover the mystery of the poverty of people. Bala Ang died , Corsicans in France << >> published a will. He said I was a poor man, died Shique is a rich man's identity into heaven. On the threshold of the threshold of heaven , I do not want me to be the secret of the rich away before the secret locked in the French Central Bank one of my personal safe, the three keys of the safe-deposit boxes in the hands of my lawyer, and two agents who if by answering poor people lack the most is what guessed my secret, he will be able to get my congratulations, of course, when I have been unable from the grave stretched out his hands and cheering for his wisdom, but he can be honored from the bird safe to take away one million francs, that is, I give him applause. << Corsica People's News >> received a large number of letters testamentary published, some curse Bala Ang crazy, some say that << Section West the gratifying reported >> In order to enhance the circulation in the hype, but most people still send their answers. the vast majority of people believe that poor people lack the most is money, the poor but also the lack of what? money, of course, with the money, it is no longer poor. there are still some people believe that poor people lack the most is the opportunity. reason why some people are poor, because they did not have a good time, did not buy the stock skyrocketing, did not throw in the stock skyrocketing out, in short, the poor are poor in the back when another part of the people believe that the poor are the most lacking skills are skilled people can now get-rich-quick, the reason why some people become poor, is because the school director Still others believe that poor people lack the most is to help and care for each party on the stage, gave the unemployed a lot of promise, however, after taking office, the real love they have few? There are also some other answer, such as: poor people lack the most beautiful, Pierre Cardin jacket << Corsica People's News >> President's positions, Chateauroux City production of copper and a chamber pot, etc., in short, a wide variety of everything. Bala Ang's death anniversary, lawyers and agents according to the the Bala Ang lifetime account opened under the surveillance of the notary department and took the safe, 48561 letter, there is one called Thiele's little girl guess Bala Ang the secret. Thiele and Bala Ang poor lack of ambition, namely to become the ambition of the rich. the date of the award, << Corsica People's News >> with everyone's curiosity, and asked 9-year old Thiele, why did you think ambition, rather than the other. Thiele said: 'Every time my sister when her 11-year-old boyfriend to take home is always a warning I do not have ambitions do not ambitious and I think may ambitions that people can get what they want. 'Bala Ang's mystery and Thiele's Q & A published in the paper, causing no small shock, vibration even beyond France, spread to Britain and the United States long ago. Hollywood upstart and other industries, a few young millionaires on this topic to a radio interview, made no secret of recognition: ambition is eternal cure for all the miracle of germination point, some people are poor, mostly because they have an incurable weakness, namely a lack of ambition.'Bala Ang

乍看之下問題解決了，但是等等，這篇文章根本是原本中文的照翻，你可能會問，這不就代表英文版是原始文件嗎？

恰恰相反，第一，Bala Ang 這個名字實在不太可能是個法國富翁的名字，反而比較像是東南亞人的名字，而如果你使用Google翻譯來翻譯巴拉昂，得到的就會是Bala Ang。

第二，同樣的問題也發生在文中巴拉昂過世的醫院，Bobi Ni 醫院。

於是我重新查詢了博比尼這個地名，用同樣的資訊，搜尋到了以下的文章。

http://julian.removalcentre.com/archives/11

Poor, what is the most indispensable

Bally is a young media tycoons to sell decorative portraits started in less than a decade, rapidly among the richest in France 50 list in 1998 because of prostate cancer in France Bobigny Hospital. Deathbed, he left a will, his 460 million francs of shares donated to Bobigny Hospital, for prostate cancer research; and another one million francs as a prize, awarded opened the mystery of the poor people. Bally after the death of the French “Corsica People’s News” published a will of his. He said that I was a poor, died when the identity of a wealthy into paradise. On the threshold of the threshold of heaven, I do not want to become rich, I took away the secret, the secret is now locked in the French central bank on one of my private safe deposit box in the three key safe in my hands of lawyers and the two agents . Who can by answering the most poor and the lack of what I guess the secret, he will be able to get my congratulations. Of course, then I could not reach out from the grave for his wisdom and joy, but he can be safe only have the honor to take one million francs, that is, I give him applause. Wills published, “the Corsican People’s News” received a large number of letters, and some criticized Bally crazy, some say “gratifying Kossi reported,” In order to enhance the circulation in the speculation, but most people are still sent their own answers. The vast majority of people believe that most poor people is the lack of money, the poor but also the lack of what? Of course, money, money, it is no longer the poor. There are some people believe that the poor are the most lacking is the opportunity. Some people are poor because not encountered a good time, did not buy shares skyrocketing, not thrown out after the stock skyrocketing, in short, the poor are poorer in the back when. Another part of that, the poor most is the lack of skills. Can now quickly get rich are people skills, the reason why some people become poor because no director of the school. There is also the view, the poor the most indispensable is to help and care. Each party in the last stage, a large number of the unemployed had been promised, but really love them after coming to power of a few? In addition there are other answers, such as: the poor are the most indispensable is beautiful, is a Pierre Cardin jacket, is “Corsica People’s News” is the president’s job is to Chateauroux Citycopper production and so on, In short, the variety available. Bally death anniversary, lawyers and agents Bally by his account of the notary public sector under the supervision of opened the safe, in a letter from 48,561, a little girl called Thiele you guess it right Palawan Aung secret. Thiele andthat most poor people is a lack of ambition, that is the ambition to become rich. At the date of presentation, “Corsica People’s News” with everyone’s curiosity, asked only 9-year-old Gentile, why think it is the ambition, rather than the other. Thiele said: “Every time, my sister, her 11-year-old boyfriend to take home always warned me not to have ambition! Not have ambition! I would like to, perhaps their own ambition can make people want things to be.” Thiele the answer and question-and-answer hit the papers, caused shock, vibration or even exceeded that of France, spread to Britain and the United States. Not long ago, some of Hollywood and other industries Xingui several young rich on this subject a radio interview, have made no secret to admit: the ambition is eternal medicine is all the miracle of germination point; some people are poor , mostly because they have a hopeless weaknesses, namely the lack of ambition.

其中許多名字都改成找不到缺點的名字，但是我仍然找不到有關名為Bally的富翁，我也找不到Corsica People's News。

所以我花了近半個小時，確認一篇網路文章的故事是假的，對，我很無聊。

但是我想說的是，居然有人把這樣的文章認為是企業管理的範例，還寫成案例分析，這恰恰證明了我對管理學教育的看法。

如果你在書店中企業管理類書籍區，你能找到的絕對不乏這種以許多根本不存在的案例來作為內容的書籍，我對於心靈雞湯一類的故事真的一點意見都沒有，但是牽扯到管理學的文章可以這麼隨便嗎？

我承認關於成功，許多人都有自己的秘訣，都有自己的方式，但是把這樣的故事拿來當作成為富人的捷徑真的可以嗎？

如果你把這樣的文章當成成功的圭臬，那除了顯示出你對事實的懶惰與無視之外，我看不出你會有甚麼成功的特質。但很不巧的，如果你在台灣念管理，你仍會接觸到許多這種沒有事實作為基礎，也沒有邏輯可言的事後資料。

看看MBA智庫旁邊的條目，你會驚訝於管院人如何喜歡用奇怪的術語來包裝淺顯易懂的概念。